I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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