Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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