dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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