my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I believe in your delicious
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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