My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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