just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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