you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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