i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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