It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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