The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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