I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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