We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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