gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you win again, gameday.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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