i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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