Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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