Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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