Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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