his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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