id be glad to
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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