So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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