Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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