Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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