we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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