listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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