No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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