This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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