if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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