doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Four minutes until I can fart!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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