Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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