ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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