i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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