my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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