Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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