It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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