cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
no you cant smoke seaweed
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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