bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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