I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Bring me that man meat
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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