i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
