This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
