Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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