I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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