Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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