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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I tried to get the guy I like to āspit shakeā on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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