we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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