In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i drank out of a bidet.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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