ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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