Sponge bath it is.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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