and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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