are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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