Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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