So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Randomize
